demeyes1996
demeyes1996:

eldersaurus:

just-your-average-superman:

thatjollychickovathere:

rdjmpreg666:

under-the-influence-of-freedom:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 
Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 
THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE
DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.
THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

Are you sitting comfortably children? 
GOOD CAUSE BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT FIVE AS WELL. IT STOPPED WORKING AND WE TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES AND PUT IT IN MY CUPBOARD ON THE TOP SHELF AND I SHIT YOU NOT ONE NIGHT I HEARD IT TALKING AND MOVING IN THEIR CUPBOARD AND WHEN I OPENED IT IN THE MORNING IT WAS ON THE FLOOR FACING THE FUCKING WALL THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING 

MY SISTER AND I HAD FURBIES WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND APPARENTLY MY MUM HAD TO THROW THEM BOTH AWAY BECAUSE WE USED TO CRY AT NIGHT WHEN THEY WERE IN THE ROOM. EVEN IF WE COULDN’T SEE THEM WE WOULD CRY SO NOW THEY ARE GONE DON’T GET ONE THEY’RE SATANIC

yeah man like one time i was playing with my furby, and i threw it at my dog and my dog started fucking talking and then it two-stepped

OK SO I HAD A FURBIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND THE BATTERIES DIED SO I PUT IT UNDERNEATH MY BED BECAUSE I CLAIMED IT WAS THE ‘TOY GRAVEYARD’ SO I SHOVED IT WAY PASS MY ACTION FIGURES AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT. SO LIKE 3 DAYS LATER I COULDN’T SLEEP SO I KEPT TOSSING BACK AND FORTH IN MY BED AND THAT SHIT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LAUGHING AND I FUCKING PISSED THE BED. AT 11 YEARS OLD. BUT I GAVE IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE WANTED TO KEEP IT SO SHE DID UNTIL LIKE A YEAR AFTERWARDS SHE WOKE UP AND IT WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER FACE. WE JUST GOT INTO SUPERNATURAL SO FUCKING WE POURED A WHOLE CONTAINER OF SALT ON IT THE SET IT ON FIRE. SHE STOOD OVER THE FIRE WITH A SADISTIC SMIRK ON HER FACE AND KEPT REPEATING “go back to hell from where you came” I THINK MY SISTER IS POSSESSED BY A FURBIE

One of these stories is not like the other.

I like turtles

*shudders at the thought of a Furbie*

demeyes1996:

eldersaurus:

just-your-average-superman:

thatjollychickovathere:

rdjmpreg666:

under-the-influence-of-freedom:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

Are you sitting comfortably children? 

GOOD CAUSE BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT FIVE AS WELL. IT STOPPED WORKING AND WE TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES AND PUT IT IN MY CUPBOARD ON THE TOP SHELF AND I SHIT YOU NOT ONE NIGHT I HEARD IT TALKING AND MOVING IN THEIR CUPBOARD AND WHEN I OPENED IT IN THE MORNING IT WAS ON THE FLOOR FACING THE FUCKING WALL THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING 

MY SISTER AND I HAD FURBIES WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND APPARENTLY MY MUM HAD TO THROW THEM BOTH AWAY BECAUSE WE USED TO CRY AT NIGHT WHEN THEY WERE IN THE ROOM. EVEN IF WE COULDN’T SEE THEM WE WOULD CRY SO NOW THEY ARE GONE DON’T GET ONE THEY’RE SATANIC

yeah man like one time i was playing with my furby, and i threw it at my dog and my dog started fucking talking and then it two-stepped

OK SO I HAD A FURBIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND THE BATTERIES DIED SO I PUT IT UNDERNEATH MY BED BECAUSE I CLAIMED IT WAS THE ‘TOY GRAVEYARD’ SO I SHOVED IT WAY PASS MY ACTION FIGURES AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT. SO LIKE 3 DAYS LATER I COULDN’T SLEEP SO I KEPT TOSSING BACK AND FORTH IN MY BED AND THAT SHIT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LAUGHING AND I FUCKING PISSED THE BED. AT 11 YEARS OLD. BUT I GAVE IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE WANTED TO KEEP IT SO SHE DID UNTIL LIKE A YEAR AFTERWARDS SHE WOKE UP AND IT WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER FACE. WE JUST GOT INTO SUPERNATURAL SO FUCKING WE POURED A WHOLE CONTAINER OF SALT ON IT THE SET IT ON FIRE. SHE STOOD OVER THE FIRE WITH A SADISTIC SMIRK ON HER FACE AND KEPT REPEATING “go back to hell from where you came” I THINK MY SISTER IS POSSESSED BY A FURBIE

One of these stories is not like the other.

I like turtles

*shudders at the thought of a Furbie*